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captainrasseh:

mpreg-isnt-an-emotion-manichu:

wheredidyamileavemenow:

angellust155:

katyanoctis:

lovelymetalhead3:

timeadventurer:

emotionallyunavailableunicorn:

kittenkingvictor:

the-rani:

boysandtheirsalt:

Tegan’s name means: 1) A waste of oxygen. 2) To have no special characteristics

oh ouch I see how it is.

Natalie’s name means: 1) Knowing nothing but useless info. 2) Seems nice, but is just a pervert.

wow 100% accurate yep

Charlene’s name means: 1) Super do-M. 2) Tells bad jokes.

Charlie’s name means: 1) Futile effort. 2) Constantly procrastinating.

Both are totes accurate.

Ava’s name means: 1) Completely useless. 2) Mankind’s savior.

Surely one negates the other?

Avalesca’s name means: 1) To have a secret power. 2) A fine gentleman.

I roll like a sir.

No comment on the first point, however.

>_>;;

Isa’s name means: 1) Obviously homo. 2) Not wearing any.

Isabella’s name means: 1) To use THAT. 2) To transform into a hentai.

….. I HAVE THE BEST NAME GUYS.

 Chauna’s name means: 1) To cosplay badly. 2) Skilled at ●●● 

Katy’s name means: 1) A kinda shady guy… 2) A lovely lady.

…THIS SITE KNOWS I HAVE A PENIS YOU GUYS XD

Morgan’s name means: 1) Gone down the wrong path in life. 2) Constantly procrastinating.

They got #2 down

Imma try Dusty now!
Dusty’s name means: 1) Useless baggage. 2) Tweeting too much.

pffffffft

wheredidyamileavemenow’s name means: 1) Not wearing any. 2) Just an idiot.

That’s not true. I have boxers on. *Checks* Stupid Yami.

Tapix’s name means: 1) Skilled at cross-dressing. 2) A fine gentleman.

uh

ok

Racine’s name means 1) Fabulous 2) Completely useless

uh…the 1st one isnt true…but the 2nd one is good.

Heather’s name means: 1) To get excited after seeing homo. 2) Skilled at ●●●

This is so fucking accurate I don’t even

captainrasseh:

silverthetheif:

sassy-gay-equius:

whotalianhamsteak:

xyluq:

chelthulhu:

snoopyeevee:

soolooxcoopter:

me-iz-here:

prussias-dick:

ladycharlotte:

peculiargirlhetalia:

thebestonceler:

sassy-gay-beluga-whale:

oncelers-manly-tits:

thedesumonster:

gamien11:

tasteslikedesu:

Kuro-Kun is kawaii and lives in a potato farm with batman

…

LOLWTF.

Damien-kun is craivng Grimace’s mcnuggies and lives in tumblr with Naruto.

WTWEFSDGSDFSDSGBSDF

Jason-kun is literally a catfish and lives in tumblr with Cory Baxter.

what

Cassidy-kun is kawaii and lives in Buttsville, Mass. with a goldfish.

how did they know……..

Marah-kun is kawaii and lives in a marshmallow with Cory Baxter.

i’M IN THE HOUSEEEE

Mari-kun is an mpreg fanfic writer and lives in a marshmallow with Gl’bgolyb.

Charlotte-kun is actually bees and lives in Buttsville, Mass. with Once-ler.

That’s right. Read it and weep bitches.

Audra-kun is dating the sun and lives in a potato farm with Mr. Moseby.

NOOOO, NOT MR. MOSEBY!!!

Alyshia-kun is actually bees and lives in NYC with Mr. Moseby.

So the truth is finally revealed

Anika-kun is dating the sun and lives in NYC with Eridan Ampora.

okay

kayla-kun is craivng Grimace’s mcnuggies and lives in anime with Cory Baxter.

mcnuggies-chan-kun is dating the sun and lives in NYC with Eridan Ampora.

Chelthulhu-kun is an mpreg fanfic writer and lives in Buttsville, Mass. with Naruto.

Buttsville.

Maya-kun is craivng Grimace’s mcnuggies and lives in a potato farm with Once-ler.

ok i can live with that

Mary-kun is an mpreg fanfic writer and lives in NYC with Once-ler.

mpREG

Kelly-kun is dating the sun and lives in tumblr with Once-ler.

howd u kno?

Sarah-kun is the entire Homestuck fandom and lives in the local dump with a goldfish.

Racine-kun is literally a  and lives in the House with Mr. Moseby.

yay I’m a fish

Heather-kun is the entire Homestuck fandom and lives in the House with Cinderella.

Yes, I am the one who is many