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OOC liveblogs MSPARP: Take #4
ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat
undyingUmbrage [uu] joined chat
uu: I ASSuME YOu'RE ANOTHER OF THESE HuMANS?
EB: uh, yeah. and i guess you're a troll?
EB: is the gray all-caps thing common or something? do you all strive to be obnoxious?
uu: WHAT. IT'S MY QuIRK.
uu: OF COuRSE I'M A TROLL.
uu: IF IT'S OBNOXIOuS THAN IT'S WORKING.
EB: your quirk's a little obnoxious, man.
uu: FuCK YOu TOO.
EB: you sure showed me!
uu: I DID.
uu: BASK IN THE GLOW OF MY SuPERIORITY, HuMAN.
EB: i'm basking. my skin's getting a little burnt, actually, i should have brought superiority-screen.
uu: IT'S NATuRAL.
uu: I AM JuST THAT GOOD.
EB: wow, you don't have to train or anything?
EB: this is all sarcasm by the way.
EB: i'm not impressed at all.
uu: OH WOW IS THAT WHAT THIS HuMAN SARCASM IS?
uu: DIRK STRIDER WARNED ME OF THIS.
uu: FuCK YOu.
EB: dirk strider huh?
uu: THE INSOLENT ASS.
EB: i haven't actually had the chance to meet him yet, but when i do i'll be sure to shake his hand on your behalf!
uu: OH GOD!
uu: DEAR LORD THAT IS OBSCENE!
uu: YOu FILTHY HuMAN!
EB: what is?
uu: WHY ON EARTH WOuLD YOu COMMIT SuCH AN ACT?
EB: shaking his hand?
EB: wow i'll do more than shake his hand.
EB: i might even give him a big ole hug.
uu: WHAT THE FuCK!
uu: ARE YOu ***SERIOuS***?!
uu: THAT IS PORNOGRAPHIC I...
uu: I'M BLuSHING.
EB: what if i like...
EB: ruffle his hair up.
EB: or something.
uu: WHY WOuLD YOu....NO.
uu: OKAY NO.
EB: oh man i bet once they get here we're just gonna have a giant group hug.
uu: DON'T YOu DARE, DISGuSTING HuMAN!
EB: we totally are! dirk's gonna be in the middle of it, too.
EB: we're all gonna crowd around dirk and give him the biggest, warmest hug of his life.
uu: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE THIS.
uu: THIS IS FRYING MY THINK PAN.
EB: it's ok, i'll take a break so you can breathe and do whatever else needs to be done.
uu: YOu ARE JuST HORRIBLY OBSCENE.
EB: wow i'm pretty sure you're the one with a pretty weird fetish, dude!
uu: WHAT IS A FETISH AND WHY IS IT WEIRD?
EB: a fetish is where you kiss people on their foreheads and they whisper about how nice your hair is.
uu: O-OH GOD.
uu: STOP...THIS IS TOO MuCH.
uu: I WANTED PORN BuT AT THIS RATE I'M GOING TO DIE OF BLuSH HERE.
uu: FuCK YOu AND YOuR FETISHES.
uu: I WOuLD LIKE YOu TO DRAW ME SOME PORNOGRAPHY.– uu, speaking for 98% of tumblr users (via ophiuchustroll) my gog uu i love you. (via kaskei) And DeviantArt… And FA..
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